Winifred is from a small town in
Winifred is fiercely protective of the
Winifred: And how many people is that?
Me: Willa has 6,000. Adobe has 6,959. That’s almost a thousand more than Wasilla!
Me: So she’s not qualified to run Adobe! Or be the mayor of [redacted], your hometown!
Winifred: Really? [To population not qualification]
Me: Yeah! [Redacted, ND] has 16,000+!
Winifred: And how many people are in Wasilla? You’ve been to [redacted], it’s a small town.
Me: 6,000! I looked up [redacted] last night to compare it to Wyndmere. Wyndmere is where Chuck Klosterman is from. He grew up on a farm in a town with 533 people! And they weren’t all old, either!
Winifred: Hey! [Redacted] has way more people than Wasilla.
Winifred: That’s great!
Me: I wonder what the population of
Winifred: That’s…not possible.
Me: I wonder how many people live in our hometown! 57,000! That’s way more than in
Me: And way too many people for Sarah Palin!